Ok, so i have been on this pet kick lately, and I'll be the first to admit it, I like exotic pets. I really really want a pot bellied pig, and i have entertained adopting a stinkless skunk, cute sugar gliders, a pack of webbed-foot monster rodent capybaras and a Macaw (which have been known to outlive their masters).
REST ASSURED, this pet choice has never, and will never cross my mind. It brings back memories of Penn and Teller's pet tiger. Yeah, the same maximum-killing-efficiency expert that mauled Penn on stage in a Las Vegas casino.
This dude has the audacity to adopt a monster that needs no one to look out for him- a grizzly bear. Having God's skull crushing 1000 lb death machine as a back yard friend is inviting brutal pain and death. Fully equipped with skull crushing paws and ribcage ripping teeth, i introduce you to Brutus.
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